Monday, December 14, 2009

If you want a Burrito in Tel Aviv

What's a Southern Californian to do??
  1. Patronize one of the faux-Mexican restaurants around town?? Heyell NO!
  2. Cry, throw a hissyfit, wonder why it is the Children of Israel didn't head for the Baja Peninsula instead of this God-Forsaken land barren of any Carne Asada beef and guacamole (I'm talking REAL guacamole, not some avocado salad variant).
OR
You can head over to Kar-naf (which translates to "Rhinoceros"), which although is not a burrito place per se, it's about as close as you can come.
So they use a wheat wrap instead of a tortilla.
And they use grilled tenderloin rather than carne asada.
And you would have to add your own rice, beans and cheese (and no Mexican cheese, you'd have to make due with whatever Israeli stuff you can find).
And you would have to use store-bought Salsa or make your own because there is no place to get good Salsa here (although they will slather your wrap with a whole host of sauces ranging from sweet chili to spicy chili to Pesto, etc...)
But other than that, it's just like the real thing!
And if you believe me, I have some beach-front property to sell you in the West Bank...
No, Seriously, it's good stuff.
Enjoy :)

*This post is lovingly dedicated to the best Burrito place on Earth. Long Live the Conga Burrito.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Cafe Sirkin - A Tel Aviv gem

There is a little Cafe around the corner from my house. It's called Cafe Sirkin, on the corner of Sirkin and Frishman streets.
It's a quiet, cozy little spot right around the corner from a busy street and about 2 minutes walk from the beach.
The food's great (although I wish they would bring back the Hamburger Lunch specials, they were awesome), the Wifi's free (like everywhere in Tel Aviv, did you hear that Starbucks??), the coffee's good and the environment is very cozy. And they have a great breakfast-for-two special.

Oh and I have another recommendation, to the guy sitting close to me on the window-bar overlooking the street, talking to his father on Skype without using earphones or a microphone and thus sharing his entire LOUD conversation with the entire floor:

Dude, get a life. Your conversation is sooo boring I put the iPod earphones on not because I was disturbed by your rudeness but because another couple of seconds and my pulse would have stopped because you were boring me to death. Some dirt would have been nice. Gossip about the family, some drama, SOMETHING!
So either keep it down or for God's sake keep it interesting.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Spray it into the air and walk through it

One little thing I've noticed about (straight) Tel Aviv men: They tend to use a lot of cologne.
And by "a lot" I mean they will marinate in it for what has to be hours before they go out.
Interestingly, the women don't overdo it with the perfume.
The reason I mention this is because yesterday while sitting at a coffee shop I literally had to move my table away from the people behind me as the guy's cologne was making it hard for me to breathe. And every time I inched the table away, he would eventually back up with the chair and get closer again. ugh!
This is a picture of me disturbed by the sea of cologne the long-haired guy behind me was slathered in. I mean, seriously, if you put on half a bottle every time you leave the house, even to go to a coffee shop in the afternoon, how much are you shellin' out for cologne a month? There are starving kids in Africa for cryin' out loud!!!
And I have to say, with out being (too) bitchy (ok, it's bitchy), that his own body-chemistry-odor type or whatever wasn't doing the scent any favors, i.e. it sucked.
So if you're stuck with a bottle of cologne and an important engagement THAT REQUIRES its use and you're not sure how to go about SUBTLY applying it, use the title of this post as a one-step instruction manual.
Or else keep to breezy, open areas.
Thanks!

p.s.
(I tagged this post as "Germany" because Zemanta, my automatic label recommender, suggested it because I used the word "cologne". Just goes to show with today's state of artificial intelligence we won't be building any army of robots soon).


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Monday, December 7, 2009

WTF? Is he still here??

I apologize.
To myself mostly, since I don't think any of my three readers will check this blog any more since it's been dormant for so effing long.
It's been a long fall. Lots has happened, but hopefully I'm back!!!!!
to start things off again for the season, I'm gonna talk about creatures that are quite ubiquitous in Tel Aviv. No, not the bats (really! I'll try to take a picture one day), but....CATS!
They're everywhere.
Imagine squirrels in the Northeast/Northwest US - they practically own the streets of the city.
You don't scare them walking by, in fact they seem to be inconvenienced if anything at all if they have to move for you.
My car is regularly full of cat pawprints from the cats that like to sleep on the warm motor (why my car is dirty enough to have pawprints left on it in the first place is completely irrelevant to this post, thank you very much!).
This pic was taken right next to my house, a cat was apparently sunning itself on the warm leather seat of a scooter:

Of course we have our share of hardened war criminals as well, this Hitler-cat, or Kitler was waiting quietly justa round the corner:


The cats on my street get fed, too. Somebody walks by a few times a week and leaves them piles of dry cat food.

Seems like someone is very gracious. Wish they'd leave me some oreos or kitkats or something too...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Greetings from Bled, Slovenia

I am at a conference in Bled, Slovenia so I want to take a moment and depart from the usual Tel Aviv posts to say that this is a beautiful place, definitely worth a visit.

Bled island, SloveniaImage via Wikipedia

Pictures don't do it justice. I did the row-boat thing in the pic today

Lake BledImage by StrudelMonkey via















And the Slovenians are wonderful people. I will post some pics I took soon.
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Another Office Pet Peeve

First of all, I know it's been a while (SORRY) but it's been a really busy Summer. There's probably no one who reads this blog anymore anyway... :)
So in this installment let me tell you about my latest office pet peeve...
Israeli high-tech employers are really great with providing some sort of food or another - we get breakfast stuff (cheeses, vegetables, bread) and fruit throughout the day. not to mention the bottomless cookie jars, and by bottomless I mean that there are office elves (ok, the Russian Cleaning Lady) who keeps refilling them every time they dip below a certain level). These cookie jars really are the embodiment of evil, but that's a different post.
Anyway - it's the cheese that I have a problem with.
Well, not the cheese.
The Cheese containers.
Well, not the cheese containers.
The people who do not remove the plastic/nylon covering thing from the cheese containers that is supposed to seal in the freshness until the container is opened.
Because, darlings, once the container is opened for the first time and the seal is broken, this nylon/plastic appendage becomes superfluous (GRE word!).
In the picture above, I just opened a new container of Cottage Cheese (notice the cow-hide design of the container - how cute! it's cheese, it's from cows... get it?).
Anyway, because I just opened a new container, and because there is no point to keeping the seal on it any longer, I COMPLETELY REMOVED IT AND THREW IT AWAY!!!!!! No need to keep it half-dangling from the rim of the container, now is there, office people!??!?!?! Whats the point in that?!
Good, now that we've learned this lesson, go back to dipping your hand in the Cookie jar. Literally. those wafers go like hotcakes.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

an open letter to the woman by the water fountain at the gym

Sweetie, we need to talk.
No, really, stop chewing your gum and looking at the mirror while you do your squats, and stop making sure every hair is in place just long enough that we can have this conversation.
When you decide to fill up your 1 liter water bottle at the water fountain and there is a line of people behind you waiting for a sip, it would REALLY REALLY be curteous of you to let someone get a sip because it takes you like half an hour to fill that thing up.
Curteous.
Yes, it's a word, look it up in the dictionary.
It means being nice to someone.
Nice.
Yes, that's a word too.
It means, well, it means not being an asshole to someone.
What's that? Yes.
You CAN put "not" and "asshole" in the same sentence.
there ARE people out there who it can apply to.
Anyway, it would be one thing if you had the bottle openining pointed to the water and were filling it up, but it seems to demand too much motoric skill for you to maintain that position because you keep moving your hand and missing the water, so it takes about 3 times as long to fill up that bottle.
Oh, and when you finish filling up the bottle it seems like you're adding insult to injury when you THEN take a few sips from the fountain while STANDING THERE WITH A LITER OF WATER IN YOUR FUCKING HAND!!!!!
Just thought I'd vent.
Get back to your shameless ogling of yourself in the mirror.
G.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

How to tell you're in an Israeli pharmacy

So the other day I happened into an Israeli pharmacy to pick up some medicine and there were two lines - one for those who only needed one to two items, and one line for those who needed more than that. Both lines had numbers going and you needed to get a number to stand in either of the lines - a number from the green machine for the express line or a number from the red machine for the regular line.
I got a number for the express line and went to sit down. It seemed curious to me that there were about 4 people waiting for the express counter, but the number I took was 250 and the number on the board was 205. Where were the 15 people that are supposed to be ahead of me in line?
Anyway, I took my seat and waited. Some people came in after me and got their numbers. Obviously the numbers started flying by on the board, as there were not many people in line. The board was about 3 numbers away from mine when a curious thing happened: A man that had just been served at the regular counter came over to a couple waiting for the express counter and, although they arrived after me, he gave them a green number which was apparently smaller than mine so they got served before me.
Now I am not upset that they got served before me. They were lucky, yay for them. But it did solve the mystery of the missing people.
Apparently people coming into the pharmacy took a number from each of the machines so that they were covered by whichever number showed up first.
This seems to me a very Israeli thing to do, which out of decency I would not have done. It seems rude and wasteful.
On the other hand, maybe I need to learn the system and assimilate into the Borg.
*sigh* one of these days I'll learn....

Saturday, May 30, 2009

How to tell you're in an Israeli market

There is an Tel-Aviv equivalent to the immortal 7-11 chain, it is called AM-PM (not the same as AM-PM in th US which is a gas station/convenience store with horrible junk food), it is open 24/7 even on Jewish holidays and I am extremely lucky to live a block away from one, although you can;t really NOT live a block away from one in Tel Aviv as they are as ubiquitous as Starbucks in any major American city.
I walked in the other day to get some Coke Zero and milk (you know, the bare essentials), and realized a very telling difference between Israeli and American shopping.
Let me set the scene: as I walked around the store, got my Coke and my milk, I headed back to the cash register (which had no line) and wanted to place my items on the checkout counter, when lo and behold I realized there was no room to put my stuff on. The reason being that there was a seemingly orphan pile of groceries already on the checkout counter with an AM:PM member card placed on one of the items.
It turns out the items belonged to a man who was still doing his shopping but would get an item and bring it back to the checkout counter and then go out and get the next one.
Why would he do this, I ask you?
was it:
a) there were no little baskets left to carry his things in?
b) he kept thinking he was done shopping but then kept remembering something else?
c) he wanted to solidify his place as first in line even though he was not done shopping, in hopes of saving time and not being the victim of some poor schmuk getting in line before him and checking out with their own groceries, even if he himself had not finished getting his own yet, because then he would be percieved as being a sucker.

My Israeli readers will immediately know the answer to this one.
It is C, of course.
I realize that to an American this would seem like very curious behavior. But to an Israeli reading this I am sure it makes perfect sense.
Thoughts?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A present for Jesus

Did you ever stop to think that when the Second Coming occurs you might want to have a little gift for Jesus? You know, just to shmooze him a little bit in case he thinks you've been a naughty boy.

Well Disney Land has the perfect gift! A personalized Mickey Mouse Keychain just for him:


Cuz I bet even Jesus loves Mickey!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

The Office V

Have you ever encountered those people who have jars of candy or bowls of chocolate at their desks in their cubicles?
What the hell is up with that?
They're obviously not going to eat all of it, since they would not be able to fit into the chair behind their desk. So one must assume it is meant as some sort of offering for the people around them. One must therefore also question why it is they feel they need to feed the sugar habits and sweet-tooth of their office-mates?
Is it because the were unpopular in high-school/college and attempt to make friends by offering candy? Will no one like them or come talk to them unless they can, at the same time, bite into a Mars bar or a Tootsie Roll?
Is it because they have a sinister hidden plot to make theor colleagues fat so as to feel better about their own lack of positive self image (just for the record, this is why I would do it if I were to do it).
I dunno but it strikes me as unnatural and evil. As it is the cookie jar in the break room is bad enough.

Ugly Car

Just back from a visit to the US for a little work and a little R&R and I have some things to bitch about soon, but first I wanted to share a picture of what I think has got to be the UGLIEST car ever designed. I mean really - who looked at the design for this thing and said "it looks GOOD!!!!"?
It looks like they had two different bluprints for a car and finally decided "oh well let's merge them into one by placing one design on top of the other".
















Serious ugly.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Eating a Tim Tam


This weekend I was introduced to the joys of eating a Tim Tam the Australian way (Thanks, Matt! :) ) and I may never be the same again. Apparently these amazing cookies are found in your local AM:PM store (assuming your town HAS an AM:PM store. Sorry Alon, maybe Buy The Way has them too?)

This post pretty much sums up how to eat a Tim Tam. And let me tell you - it is AMAZING and you will not believe it until you try it.



What I find ironic is that it is my former personal trainer that is singlehandedly responsible for the major pounds I am about to put on eating these things.

Again - Thanks, Matt :( !!!!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Affront!

I was walking with my friend Matt on Shenkin Street on Friday afternoon (Hey, Matt! Glad you could come visit!!) and we happened on what I believe is an affront to human decency and aesthetic.
I confess - I hate Crocks! I more than hate Crocks, I d-e-s-p-i-s-e them. I realize they are comfortable and cheap and so on and so on but they really are ugly, and apparently not very safe because it is very easy to slip and fall while wearing them.
What is worse than wearing Crocks?

Wearing Crocks with socks!!!!
I mean, c`mon!
Now I appreciate that at least he is wearing colored Crocks, of which there are a variety of options, and at least people wear something than the usual boring blue or gray or brown.
Why is this scary to me?
Because if you look closely you'll notice that the socks match the color of the shirt and the Crocks match the color of the trim on the sleeve.

He wasn't trying to be comfortable.

He was making a fashion statement, and he put thought into it.

With Crocks.

*shudder*

Sunday, March 1, 2009

the Office IV

I used to really love the song Mama Mia by Abba. While not their best work, it is certainly catchy and fun, as most songs about wronged lovers and cheating should be.
I was even able to maintain my affection for it through the horrible, horrible experience that was Mama Mia the Movie. Pierce Brosnan sounding like a Moose that had been shot and left to die and Meryl Streep moving like an awkward teenager in a school play did not diminish my love of the song.
so what finally did it? Why, The Office, of course...
Somebody at work has the first bar of Mama Mia set as their ringtone and it drives me NUTS, due to a couple of reasons:
1. It's loud.
2. It rings incessantly.
3. he doesn't pick it up.
So about 5 times a day I hear the opening notes of Mama Mia. I'm sick of it. Is it too much to ask to have you put your phone on vibrate or at least TURN THE RINGER DOWN?!?!
Now I will admit to, a few years ago, having Fergie's "London Bridge" as my ringer, and when I used to love the song (I don't anymore) nothing would give me greater pleasure than to have someone call me and not pick up until the very last second because I wanted to
1. Hear the chorus.
2. Annoy my cubicle neighbors.

Karma's a bitch, eh? :)

Saturday, February 7, 2009

A little politics

On the eve of the elections one of the fans of this blog (hey Sarit :)) requested some political ruminations. First of all I have to say that I feel a little lacking in the political arena as I have been watching it from afar for 11 years, so I don't know or remember all the nuances of things that went on here. I also (on principal) have not connected my TV to cable so I do not watch endless news shows, so maybe a lot of context gets lost on me.
However I have found that my tendency to decide not who to vote for but who not to vote for and find the victor by process of elimination is not unique.
This blog post that I am linking to articulates how I feel about this election very well:

http://yaacovlozowick.blogspot.com/2009/02/who-is-there-to-vote-for.html

If you have any comments, I would be happy to hear them.
And once the elections are over - Movie Night!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Office III

So I have another little rant about the office, and this one is, well, sort of delicate...
So what's up with people who hold phone conversations while taking a dump in the bathroom? I mean seriously...
Look, I realize multitasking is a great thing and God knows sometime Nature calls, but c'mon!!!
It makes me uncomfortable to walk into a bathroom and hear someone in a stall on the phone, especially if he is on a business conference call. Do the people on the other side of the line even imagine where he is talking from??
It bothers me ona few levels.
First of all, it seems like it's a private thing to do and get out of the way, and deserves the reverence of getting all your attention while you are doing it. Also - do it and get out. Being on call implies that you're just gonna sit there because you're not gonna flush while on the call! Which brings me to the second point...

Second, what if the people on the phone heard toilets and urinals flushing? How embarrassing!

Third - Your call is none of my business and I don't want to overhear it, in your cubicle Or standing at the urinal thank you very much.

I have to say this is not strictly an Israeli thing, it is international, happened in the US too.
Am I crazy? Is it only me that this bothers? It's one thing to stand there and hear the rattle of a newspaper, but talking on the phone seems to implicitly make you join in on the conversation and the fact that you are right there with them, just like overhearing a conversation on a bus or something.
Ewwww.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Office II

So what's up with people who can't answer more than one question in an email?
For example, let's take a scenario from Tech Support, which I am so familiar with...

my email to person:
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So I understand you're getting some errors on your screen. In order for me to help, can you answer the following questions?

1. Is the problem happening on the Server or on the desktop?
2. How often does it happen?
3. What is the error that appears?

response email to me:
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It is happening on the server.


Seriously??? Did answering that first question present SUCH an intellectual challenge that you felt you were too mentally EXHAUSTED to go on to the next one? Or maybe you thought that I was just being a brat and asking you questions that I really don;t need the answer to so you decided to answer only the one you thought was important?

All you succeeded in doing was make it take longer for me to give you any kind of useful assistance, but hey you're the customer so I guess you know best. Ugh.

ok, I'm done ranting.

Politics

This is not supposed to be a political blog, but someone sent me the following article and I could not sit still. I read it over and over and was more and more frustrated every time I read it. This article is full of myths and untruths, which leads me to believe that the writer is at best uninformed or at worst disingenuous.
Since this is such an important topic I have decided to go through the entire article and fisk (that's FISK with a K!) it, so as to point out exactly what I don’t agree with.
With the risk of coming off as condescending, I want to just say that from a critical thinking point of view if anyone tells you that one side in the Israeli-Palestinian crisis is a total aggressor throughout history and the other side is a total innocent victim, whether he means Israel and the Palestinians or vice-versa, they are BS-ing you for the reasons I mentioned above (ignorance or a hidden agenda).
Well, let’s get to it – my comments are in bold:



http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/14/when-israel-expelled-palestinians/

When Israel expelled Palestinians: What if it was San Diego and Tijuana instead?

01.14.2009 The Washington Times
By Randall Kuhn
Randall Kuhn is an assistant professor and Director of the Global Health Affairs Program at the University of Denver Josef Korbel School of International Studies. He just returned from a trip to Israel and the West Bank.

"Think about what would happen if for seven years rockets had been fired at San Diego, California from Tijuana, Mexico." Within hours scores of American pundits and politicians had mimicked Barak's comparisons almost verbatim. In fact, in this very paper on January 9 House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer and House Minority Whip Eric Cantor ended an opinion piece by saying "America would never sit still if terrorists were lobbing missiles across our border into Texas or Montana." But let's see if our political and pundit class can parrot this analogy.

I agree that this analogy is lacking. Simply because it does not take into account past grievances and baggage.

Think about what would happen if San Diego expelled most of its Hispanic, African American, Asian American, and Native American population, about 48 percent of the total, and forcibly relocated them to Tijuana? Not just immigrants, but even those who have lived in this country for many generations.
The author is misleading here. He implies that the Palestinian population was driven out of Israel due to racist reasons. There is nothing in that sentence that is true. The myth of ethnic cleansing has been debunked many times.
Not just the unemployed or the criminals or the America haters, but the school teachers, the small business owners, the soldiers, even the baseball players.

In order to understand this issue one has to go back to November 1947 when the UN decided by a majority vote in the General Assembly to create a Jewish state next to an Arab state in the area that was then under British Mandate control. While the Jewish Leadership accepted the partition plan the Arab leadership declared war and aimed to annihilate the Jewish population.

http://focusonjerusalem.com/48warfull.html

Most of the Arab population fled willingly due to promises from the Arab armies that if they left the armies could wipe out the Jews easily and they would be able to come back. Unfortunately the armies lost and the people that left could not come back. The local Arabs that didn’t want to flee remained in the new Israeli state and became citizens of Israel, with Israeli passports and representation in the legislature. What does this have to do with baseball players???

What if we established government and faith-based agencies to help move white people into their former homes? And what if we razed hundreds of their homes in rural areas and, with the aid of charitable donations from people in the United States and abroad, planted forests on their former towns, creating nature preserves for whites to enjoy? Sounds pretty awful, huh? I may be called anti-Semitic for speaking this truth. Well, I'm Jewish and the scenario above is what many prominent Israeli scholars say happened when Israel expelled Palestinians from southern Israel and forced them into Gaza. But this analogy is just getting started.

Israel did not force anyone into Gaza. The Gaza strip was a part of Egypt at that point. And which prominent Israeli scholars? If it is Ilan Pappe and his friends, they are well known anti-Zionists who argue that the state of Israel should not exist. Yes, we have an extremist leftist group too.

What if the United Nations kept San Diego's discarded minorities in crowded, festering camps in Tijuana for 19 years? Then, the United States invaded Mexico, occupied Tijuana and began to build large housing developments in Tijuana where only whites could live. And what if the United States built a network of highways connecting American citizens of Tijuana to the United States? And checkpoints, not just between Mexico and the United States but also around every neighborhood of Tijuana? What if we required every Tijuana resident, refugee or native, to show an ID card to the U.S. military on demand? What if thousands of Tijuana residents lost their homes, their jobs, their businesses, their children, their sense of self worth to this occupation? Would you be surprised to hear of a protest movement in Tijuana that sometimes became violent and hateful? Okay, now for the unbelievable part.

This is where it goes from being a bad analogy on the author’s part to an outright lie. It was not the UN that kept that people in camps for 19 years. The Gaza strip belonged to Egypt and the West Bank belonged to Jordan. It was the Egyptian and Jordanian brothers of the Palestinians that kept them in the squalor. The UN had relief agencies that helped the refugees. Why did the Egyptians and Jordanians not build them permanent housing and ease their poverty? One theory is that leaving them to rot in those camps served as a political pressure point on Israel. If this is true than the tragedy here is that the Palestinian refugees were held hostages of Political interests by their Arab brothers.

Think about what would happen if, after expelling all of the minorities from San Diego to Tijuana and subjecting them to 40 years of brutal military occupation, we just left Tijuana, removing all the white settlers and the soldiers? Only instead of giving them their freedom, we built a 20-foot tall electrified wall around Tijuana? Not just on the sides bordering San Diego, but on all the Mexico crossings as well. What if we set up 50-foot high watchtowers with machine gun batteries, and told them that if they stood within 100 yards of this wall we would shoot them dead on sight? And four out of every five days we kept every single one of those border crossings closed, not even allowing food, clothing, or medicine to arrive. And we patrolled their air space with our state-of-the-art fighter jets but didn't allow them so much as a crop duster. And we patrolled their waters with destroyers and submarines, but didn't even allow them to fish.

So after 19 years the Arab states attacked Israel (1967 – the 6 day war). Israel won and conquered the West Bank and the Gaza Strip because the previous Israeli borders (as agreed upon by the UN) were indefensible. So now Israel had control of those refugees that were left to fester in the refugee camps for 19 years by their Arab brethren. As a side note in those years of occupation civil infrastructure, sewage, water works and other facilities were developed by Israel in those territories. Palestinians from the West Bank and Gaza regularly came into Israel itself to work.
There is no wall around Gaza, there is a fence just like on any border between countries.

http://richmond.indymedia.org/newswire/display/15243/index.php

Now as far as the crossings are concerned, and security – when Israel left the Gaza Strip in 2005, it was a unilateral move. This was probably a mistake but there are reasons Israel felt it should not negotiate it’s withdrawal with the Palestinians. In an honor-shame society such as theirs, this would be seen as weakness. When Israel disengaged the borders were open at first. Secretary of State Condi Rice and the EU were part of an agreement to keep the crossings open. But terrorists regularly attempted terror attacks and suicide missions on the crossings themselves. They had to be closed as a security measure. Even the EU representatives abandoned their posts because it was too dangerous. Not letting people get close to the fence comes from the fact that they get close enough and then they shoot their short-range Kassam mortars into Israeli civilian areas close to the Gaza border.

Would you be at all surprised to hear that these resistance groups in Tijuana, even after having been "freed" from their occupation but starved half to death, kept on firing rockets at the United States? Probably not. But you may be surprised to learn that the majority of people in Tijuana never picked up a rocket, or a gun, or a weapon of any kind.

Since the days that Yasser Arafat was allowed to return to the West Bank and to Gaza as part of the Oslo accords (1996) and the Palestinian Authority was created as a governing body the Palestinians have received BILLIONS in aid. Unfortunately it went to the corrupt rulers and to their military factions to continue and build up their arms. It did not find its way to the Palestinian people.

The majority, instead, supported against all hope negotiations toward a peaceful solution that would provide security, freedom and equal rights to both people in two independent states living side by side as neighbors. This is the sound analogy to Israel's military onslaught in Gaza today.
The majority of Palestinians actually supported the exact opposite when electing Hamas in a democratic election. Hamas does not recognize Israel’s right to exist and explicitly states that it will use violence and terror to destroy Israel. How does choosing this party constitute “supported against all hope negotiations…”? Sounds very romantic but it is not true.
When Hamas DID come into power, the US, the UN, the EU and Israel said they would be happy to negotiate with it on three conditions: It renounces terrorism, it accepts Israel’s right to exist and it honors past agreements with Palestinian Government. They said no to all three. Were those unreasonable requests? And would people who support negotiations say no to these?


Maybe some day soon, common sense will prevail and no corpus of misleading analogies abut Tijuana or the crazy guy across the hall who wants to murder your daughter will be able to obscure the truth. And at that moment, in a country whose people shouted We Shall Overcome, Ich bin ein Berliner, End Apartheid, Free Tibet and Save Darfur, we will all join together and shout "Free Gaza. Free Palestine." And because we are Americans, the world will take notice and they will be free, and perhaps peace will prevail for all the residents of the Holy Land.


Last but not least, I guess it may not be the author’s intent but you asked me about the devastation and the civilian casualties.
First thing you need to understand that Israel has been dealing with rockets from the Gaza Strip for 8 years. Yes, even after Israel pulled out the first thing they did was fire rockets. For 8 years it has been responding what people might call “proportionately” with minimal civilian casualties and doing pinpoint surgical operations to take out the teams that shoot the rockets. The trouble of course is that the shooting is done FROM civilian areas, which by international standards is a war crime. But tragically that makes that area a legitimate military target. Have you been hearing about this for 8 years? I don’t think so.
The feeling in Israel today is that enough is enough. If these surgical pinpoint operations do not help that something more forceful is needed. The reason there are so many civilian casualties is because Hamas hides explosives in civilian homes, fires out of schools and hospitals and uses civilians as human shields. There needs to be international pressure on Hamas to understand why they are willing to sacrifice their civilian population fighting a military battle they KNOW they have no chance of winning, rather than negotiate with Israel like the author of this piece maintains they want to do.